Oh, ULLR, Norse God of Snow,
Show mercy on wee Snow Bandits below Latitude 46; end our Powder Slump Peril!!
We are summoning our Snow Brethren from far and wide,
From the Northwest Hoodsmen, to the Heavenly Angels...
...the Desert Cat Riders, the Somber Sisters of Alta, and the Bad Boyz of Jackson…
Even Ole Ye Steamboat – Our Champagne Powder Faithful,
We are the Night Riders of the High Summits, with hopes and dreams of Glorious Powder Days ahead.
From our Gondola lots at ULLR Fest, we will ignite Bonfires and Blazes, humble before the Norse God of Snow!